A Sad Puppies Quiz

Today we present a quiz for the culture warriors of the Sad Puppies Revolutionary Vanguard to test their ideological devotion. Below are five quotes. Three are from members of the Sad Puppies slate, two are not. See if you can identify the speaker:

Democracy is more dangerous than fire. Fire can't vote itself immune to water.

Highlight for answer: Michael Z. Williamson

National Socialism is not only human logic, it is considerably more logical, and truthful, than Communism, feminism, or secular Zionism. That was part of the tragedy of Germany's descent into it. Unlike the first two ideologies, it actually functioned effectively.

Highlight for answer: Vox Day

The big problem is that people don't believe a revolution is possible, and it is not possible precisely because they do not believe it is possible.

Highlight for answer: Ted Kaczynski 

You are disgusting, limp, soulless sacks of filth. You have earned the contempt and hatred of all decent human beings forever, and we will do all we can to smash the filthy phallic idol of sodomy you bow and serve and worship. Contempt, because you struck from behind, cravenly; and hatred, because you serve a cloud of morally-retarded mental smog called Political Correctness, which is another word for hating everything good and bright and decent and sane in life.

Highlight for answer: John C. Wright

Since the Civil War, in which the Southern States were conquered, against all historical logic and sound sense, the American people have been in a condition of political and popular decay.

Highlight for answer: Adolf Hitler

Scoring:

5/5: You are a baby pitbull, ready to tear the face off anyone who opposes the Revolutionary Vanguard! Congratulations, you shall be awarded the Order of Heinlein!

4/5: You are a fluffy little St. Bernard of ideological purity. One day you shall grow into one of the stalwarts of the Revolutionary Vanguard.

3/5: You are a Labrador Retriever suffering a severe bout of distemper. You must remain vigilant lest the disease take hold and corrupt you with ideological heresy--avoid the works of Ann Leckie and John Scalzi especially, since their superficial similarity to the virtues of ideologically sound works might tempt you over to the enemies of the Revolutionary Vanguard Party.

2/5: You are a mongrel with ringworm. With proper care you might recover, but the disease is probably a sign of a weak immune system. You will be plagued with doubts about the Revolutionary cause and should take extra precautions to avoided tainted liberal thoughts.

1/5: You call yourself a puppy? You're a pathetic kitten. Go read Scalzi's blog!